FINAL MARKET UPDATE / 001

YOUR PORTFOLIO IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING

TOTAL
EMOTIONAL
DAMAGE.

The portfolio died.
The meme survived.

The candles turned red. The group chat went silent. Somebody said “buy the dip” for the 47th time. So we made a coin about it.

BUY THE DISASTER ↗ READ THE OBITUARY ↓

// A MEME COIN ON SOLANA $ITSOVER

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Crying meme character in front of a red crypto market crash heatmap reading ITS OVER

EXHIBIT A: THE PORTFOLIOSTATUS: UNRECOVERABLE

01 / THE BACKSTORYSCROLL TO PROCESS YOUR LOSSES

A TRUE STORY. PROBABLY.

YOU SAID
“ONE MORE
DIP.”

bad idea ↗

“

We've all been there. You open the chart. Everything is red. Your favorite influencer has mysteriously disappeared.

One tab says you're down bad. The other tab says you're down worse. You refresh like the numbers might apologize.

It's Over is the meme for that exact moment. A little black humor for everyone who's stared into a sea of red candles and whispered, “yeah… it's over.”

EST. AT ROCK BOTTOM↘

02 / DAMAGE REPORTTHE NUMBERS ARE NOT REAL-TIME MARKET DATA

THE DAILY PORTFOLIO CHECK

EVERYTHING
IS FINE.

At least the memes are still working.

REPORT / 01 ↘

THE CHART

It just keeps finding new ways to go lower.

REPORT / 02 ↘

-99.9%*EMOTIONAL ESTIMATE

THE VIBES

Somewhere between denial and checking the chart again.

REPORT / 03 ↘

HOPE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

THE GROUP CHAT

“Guys?”
Last seen 4 days ago.

IT'SSOOVER.

AND YET
HERE YOU ARE.

03 / THE PLANTHIS IS NOT A SERIOUS ROADMAP

THE FIVE STAGES OF TRADING

THE ROAD
TO ACCEPTANCE.

DENIAL

“It's just a healthy correction.”

CLASSIC

ANGER

Who sold? Seriously. Who was it?

PERSONAL

BARGAINING

Dear market, one green candle. Please.

DESPERATE

DEPRESSION

Uninstall app. Reinstall app. Repeat.

FAMILIAR

ACCEPTANCE

Fine. At least the meme is funny.

$ITSOVER

04 / THE TOKENCHECK THE CONTRACT BEFORE YOU TRADE

THE ONLY THING LEFT ON SCREEN

THE LAST
TICKER.

A meme coin. A red chart joke. A very expensive group therapy session.

TOKEN NAMEIt's Over

TICKER$ITSOVER

NETWORK Solana

CONTRACT ADDRESSNOT PUBLISHED

Contract address not published.

Verify the contract through the official project channels before buying.

05 / YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONETHE EXIT IS THAT WAY →

THE PORTFOLIO SUPPORT GROUP

STILL
HERE?

So are we. Bring your screenshots. We have seen worse.

FOLLOW THE CHAOSX / TWITTER

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JOIN THE GROUP CHATTELEGRAM

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TRADE THE MEMEPUMP.FUN

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WATCH THE CHARTDEXSCREENER

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FOMO OR PUMP?FOMO.FAMILY / SOLANA

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QUICK QUESTION:

TOTALEMOTIONALDAMAGE.

YOU SAID“ONE MOREDIP.”

EVERYTHINGIS FINE.